The Corrupted Wish Game

This was my fav game on SIF... so I thought I'd bring it over! I'll get it started...

I wish this site turns out to be just like SIF and NEVER gets closed down. Please don't corrupt that! So, how about this.... I wish chocolate had no calories

happy corrupting everyone!

OMG this was totally my favorite game too, thanks for bringing it over BriarRose!!

Now, to your wish. (MUAHAHA) Granted, but one day you are out buying bulk packs of chocolate and yogurt, and at the cash register the cashier stops you and says he needs to take the yogurt back and you aren't allowed to buy it. You ask why, and he tells you that most foods have been outlawed due to their dangerous ingredients. Basically the only food not outlawed in your country is chocolate. So you buy a ton of chocolate. But, uh oh! Remember, chocolate doesn't have any calories anymore? You notice you are getting thinner, and at first you are totally excited, but then it turns out you are slowly withering away to a skeleton because you cannot injest any calories from the chocolate. Everybody in your country slowly dies a terrible and painful death, including you. In the afterlife, you are granted the privelige to see the ruler of your country as an invisible being. You see him sitting in his 'royal throne,' eating apples and noodles and yogurt, and discussing how his plan to kill everybody in the country was such a total success. You get really angry, and use your invisibility and ghost powers to stab him and kill him. You are condemned to hell, and are forced to eat chocolate bar after chocolate bar, all of which have triple the calories, for eternity. You get exponentially fat, and are still forced to eat all those chocolate bars.

Umm, I wish I get a good grade on that essay tomorrow.

Granted, but you fail all the other essays this semester. You flunk out of that class and you are kicked out of school. You end up uneducated and living on the streets. You can't get a job or anything and live in a box on the side of the road the rest of your life. Each winter one of your fingers gets frostbite and you lose one finger per winter. Then your toes. You slowly freeze to death. A slow painful death...

Um, since BriarRose didn't leave a wish, I will jump-start this game and make a substitute wish, lol.

BriarRose says, "I wish unicorns existed!!" (Sorry, I don't know what you really want )

OMG how did I forget to make a wish! This is my fav game lol.

So... um, I'll corrupt your wish of mine... Granted, but the horn on the top of their head is super sharp and laced with poision. Unicorns are actually mean creatures out to kill the world. They kill eveyone with their poisionous horns and we all die.

I wish that people answered their phones more.

Oooh, this one's gonna be fun!

Okay, granted, and everybody answers the phone when someone calls them. This includes calls from colleges, telemarketers, robbers etc. Unfortunately, this also means you and other people are on the phone more and more, so everybody is spending more money for minutes and electricity and stuff. Finally, one day, practically everyone in the world is on the phone at once. This causes all the electricity in the world to go out. Power lines are falling, entire grids are completely shutting down. Nobody has any electricity, and word of mouth says it will be that way for the next ninety-two years. This means no refrigerators, showers, computers, cars etc. And nobody can fix anything because all of them spent so much time on their phones in the past four years, that everyone forgot what they ever learned in school. So you and the rest of the world reverted to being cavemen and criminals, stealing from others and trying to live. Nobody knows how to live off the land since you were all raised in such a pampered life. All around you, you see people dropping dead from lack of medicine or inability to steal food. You have to care for your younger twin brother and sister, as both your parents died last week in a "pantry raid." You tell them to stay in the little hidey-hole you discovered as you go to get some bread or canned soup or something from the nearest houses. You slink in, but discover someone else is here, and they shoot you and kill you before you can steal any of their stuff. In heaven, you see your brother and sister, who ate some poison plants to try and stave off hunger until you got back. Unfortunately, God blames you for their deaths and sentences you to hell.

Um, I wish everybody (including me) could always be happy.

Granted, but because everyone is always so happy - there is no longer anything to compare it too, only one emotion. Therefore, no-one "feels" anything at all. Everyone bounces around chirping with huge smiles on their faces, even the homeless and the terminal.

That was a grim one, sorry guys and gals!

I wish that money never existed.

Granted, and one day you wake up in a world with no money. Now this becomes a problem. Since there is no money, there is no way to pay bills and buy food. One day, as you are scraping the remainder of the yogurt out of your mom's fridge (because you had to move back in with her) you hear a knock on the door. You go and answer it, and in step four HUUGE guys wearing all black. They ask to see your mom, and terrified, you run to get her. Upon return, the guys ask to see identification and your food levels. Your mom leads them to the fridge and pantry, and the guys say, "We need to take something very valuable to you in order for you to keep eating." Without hesitation your mom points to you and says, "Take him. Take my son." Suddenly, you are down on your face, your arms in painful angles to keep you down. Your hands are ziptied together, and you are escorted out the door. You are taken to the very outskirts of town, where you are forced to work in farm fields during the day and down in mines at night. You grow so exhausted from lack of sleep and terrible living conditions that you eventually fall and don't get up again.

I wish the spider dreams left me alone.

Hahaha, this is going to be fun.. *evil laugh*

You wake one morning to see hundreds of spiders all over your bedroom floor. You run screaming from your house. You keep running till you collapse in the woods. You wake up in the woods to see its alread dark, you look up and see its actually a big ass spider standing over you...

Mwhahahahahahaha....

I wish it was cold always cause wearing long sleaves in this heat sucks

I wish it was cold too Anyways....As it turns out, it does get cold, very very cold, except it only feels cold to you because your nerves are messed up. You wear long sleeves and still feel cold, you wear jackets and scarves and boots and everything but you're still cold. Though you feel cold, it's still very hot outside you sweat all the time from the clothes and smell very bad. Your face is always wet with sweat and eventually you become dehydrated and fall into a coma. Your most loved companion comes to see you in your coma and presents the antidote. Unfortunately, it makes you feel like you're on fire. You die of spontaneous human combustion. Hahah!

I wish I could publish my poetry book =)

well this is my first time playing this game, and i'm kinda scared because i don't want to hurt anyone and i'm probably really bad at it.

okay so you want your poetry book published, but no one wants to publish it for you because they don't like it. after many years of searching around the world, you finally find someone in Finland who says he'll publish it if you sell him your house(which you inherited from your grandparents and its really big and valuable) with everything in it. you really want your book published, so you agree. now your book is published, but you are left with no house, and no money. you wait and wait on the streets for people to buy your book. but then you realise, you're in Finland, and your book is written in English, so no one can understand it. No one buys your book so you don't make any money. You die on the streets of Finland because its cold, you have nowhere to go, and you have no money, no friends, nothing.

I wish i could get accepted into Drexel University.

Granted, but as soon as you get there they change the school to a public school that doesn't offer any of the same programs or the co-op program. They won't refund anyone's money so you can't leave and go to a different school. You are stuck in a program that trains you to become a hot air baloon guide. You get your cetification and have to constantly travel around with the circuses. The crazy people that run them drive you insane, and you get bit by the animals on a regular basis. As you drive to the next one, in Southern Cali, your air conditioning breaks down. It's 105 F and you have no air. Soon the car overheats and you are all forced to walk, carrying your stuff the next 10 miles. You set up the circus and people start coming. It's hot and by noon you are so tired of taking people up and down, and it's so hot. You hate your job and your life. As you are daydreaming about a better life, the people on this ride are doing the usual- taking pictures, throwing up (which you have to clean up later), and talking non stop about how high in the air they are (no shit). So, anyways, you are daydreaming, not paying much attention and suddenly the gauge on the hot air thingy get's stuck. You disconnect from the ground and start climbing up into the sky. The people on board freak out and one of them jumps out. You try and sent a rope down to the ground but your assistant is flirting with a girl, not paying attention. You all float off in the distance. Finally you land in china but they think you are aliens from another planet and put you in a special museum. The rest of your life you are in a cage being pointed at by a bunch of tourists.

I wish I could wish my problems away.

I'm nowhere near as imaginative as you guys, but here goes:

Granted, but then as soon as anyone says anything to piss you off they automatically become a problem and disappear, and then one day this happens with a child, but if this child hadn't disappeared they would have grown up to become the scientist that launches an expedition to the amazonian rainforest and discovers a gene that bestows resistance to all strains of HIV, which they would then have managed to insert into a virus for widespread distribution, ending the HIV epidemic and saving millions of lives. However, seeing as that child disappeared, the entire human race dies from HIV...

I wish that I could wake up and find that the last five years were all just a dream.

Granted, and one day you wake up and discover everything you have experienced for the past five years has just been one hellish dream. But, strangely, you are still the same age. You go outside and start wandering around, but strangely, everybody is just ignoring you. You wave your hand in front of someone's face, and they don't even blink. Suddenly, someone walks up to you who appears to be able to see you. He says he will keep you safe. You ask, safe from what? Then he yells for you to duck, and instinctively you do. You peek up just to see a sword materialize from thin air and slice through a part wolf, part tiger, part wild beasty thing. You scream in terror as you see even more headed your way. Time seems to have frozen; all of the people previously walking around are now frozen on the spot and sort of flickering, like a hologram or something. The sword in the hand of the dude who said he would protect you gets knocked away, and he is pinned to the ground by a pair of the wolf-tiger-beast things. Another bites the back of your shirt and drags you along the ground kicking and screaming. You eventually scream yourself hoarse and kick yourself numb, so two of the beasty things plop you on the back of another one so you aren't being dragged anymore. Eventually, you see a huge castle in the distance, surrounded by a fiery, lava-y moat. The beasties take you to the edge of the moat, and throw you in... And you wake up, shivering and panting. You walk downstairs, and... does your mom have three eyes?! She asks you in a weird, clicking language if you enjoyed your sleep. Then she tells you that you have been in a dream simulator for the past five years aboard an alien ship. You don't remember being captured because that memory was overwritten in the dream simulator. Then, most recently, they decided to reprogram your simulator to see how you would react. Turns out you failed a test of some sort and are sentenced to death by being jettisoned into space, where a vaccuum instantly crushes your body.

I wish I could lose 6.5 lbs, no more, no less, and stay at that weight forever.

Granted, but since you can never gain weight you are unable to carry a pregnancy to term. All of your family dies and no one will marry you cause you can't have children. You live alone the rest of your life.

I wish my mother would stop being such a grouch.

She does, but now she's sickeningly sweet to you. She baby-talks to you, constantly smothers you with affection in public, and continually interrupts you to remind you of how much she cares about you.

I wish my back didn't hurt.

Granted, instead your whole body hurts ten times worse than your back does right now. (come on, that was wayyy to easy to corrupt)

I wish chocolate had no calories

I honestly laughed aloud. Thank you for that. Challenge accepted.

Your wish is granted. However, about three of every five times you eat a piece, it turns to ash in your mouth.

I wish tomorrow were Monday.

Granted but whatever it is about monday you are so excited about, got moved to sunday... which you just skipped over. So now, whatever it was that was going to happen monday, already happend. And you didn't get to experience it.

I wish my homework goes by fast tomorrow.

Done. But next week, every one of your classes has a twelve page research paper due by Friday.

I wish I were home in bed, enjoying a peaceful, uninterrupted eight hours of sleep.

Granted, but it's the last peaceful sleep you have for the rest of your life... so enjoy it!

I wish tomorrow's homework goes by fast and I never get another paper again! HA. corrupt that.

You never have to write a paper again. Now you must give ten minute oral presentations in your classes, instead. From memory.

I wish my cat lived a happy, healthy, full life with me.

She does, but then she has a litter of babies every year that you can't give away


I wish the zombie apocalypse never comes

You get your wish. Unfortunately, people turn into Nosferatu, instead.

Ugh, I keep forgetting to add my half of these posts. I wish my memory didn't suck.

Granted but now you remember EVERYTHING you see or hear.

I wish I could learn French overnight.